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Stainless Steel (Double-Walled) Hydration H2O Bottle

Stainless Steel (Double-Walled) Hydration H2O Bottle

Regular price $34.99 USD
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This stealthy bowling-pin shaped 17 ounce high-grade stainless steel bottle fits everywhere.

"They" say women should drink 91 oz of H2O a day and Men 120 oz. *

So keep filling this bottle. 

* We aren't doctors. 

There's text on the H2o bottle with a very important reminder from the best-selling fully-illustrated college survival guide:

"All I Need To Know I Learned From My College Bar" -

"Suit up and show up... even if hungover." 

Don't forget it... it'll pay dividends your whole life.  Especially in college. And after college. 

H2o Bottle Directions: Fill, drink, hand wash.  Repeat. Wink. 

SECRET HANGOVER RECIPE: Water, one lemon and lots of fresh ginger. 

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask... the best!
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)

• Hand-wash only

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.

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